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Detroit, What Up Doe?
Which is better Lafayette or American Coney Island
Chili, mustard, onions. You already know the order.
Welcome to the Coney Dog Club, where this happy little coney is the official mascot and membership is a plate away.
WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
• Cartoon coney with bold, bubbly lettering
• Comfort Colors 1717: thick, soft, garment-dyed cotton that feels lived-in
• Relaxed fit that gets better with every wash
• Printed in the USA when you order, so every shirt is made just for you
PERFECT FOR
• Late-night coney runs and diner dates
• White elephant and Secret Santa swaps
• A funny gift for foodies and hot dog lovers
• Anyone who's argued about the best coney in Detroit IYKYK
WHAT'S INCLUDED
• 1 unisex Comfort Colors tee in White or Ivory, sizes S–4XL
• Relaxed unisex fit, runs true to size. Size up for an oversized look
• Care: wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, don't iron the print
Thanks for supporting a small Michigan shop. Grab one for your favorite coney lover before the holidays.
Keep on Coasting 🌊
Welcome! My family has traveled to many places to hide our 3D-printed coasters for people to find and keep for free. Along the way, we've met some great people and heard some funny things only locals would say. We're sharing the local humor we think belongs on shirts, hoodies and gifts, from our hometown of Downriver, Michigan, to wherever we go next. New designs drop whenever inspiration hits, because for us, it's always been about the experience and the laughter.
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Some of the best days just happen. This soft retro tee says it for you: "Not Every Good Day Needs a Plan."
WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
- Warm orange-and-gold retro lettering, like late-afternoon sun
- Lightweight, soft 100% cotton that's comfy all day
- Tear-away label, so no scratchy tag
PERFECT FOR
Slow weekends, coffee runs, road trips, beach days, and anyone who loves going with the flow.
DETAILS
- Colors: White, Black, Maroon, Dark Chocolate, Natural, Cornsilk, Dark Heather, Iris
- Sizes: XS-5XL (some sizes are only available in some colors)
- Unisex relaxed fit. True to size, so size up for an oversized look
- Care: machine wash cold, tumble dry low
FAQ
Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex fit that runs true to size. For a looser, oversized look, go one size up.
How long does shipping take?
Each shirt is printed when you order it. Standard US shipping takes 2-5 business days after printing.
Is this a good gift?
Yes. It's an easy birthday, retirement or "just because" gift for laid-back friends, travelers and spontaneous types.
What does the shirt say?
"Not Every Good Day Needs a Plan" in retro orange and gold letters on the center of the chest.
Add it to your cart and let the day happen. Keep on Coasting 🌊
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Hey Downriver,
Of course we can ski down trash! If you grew up Downriver, you already know. Riverview Highlands—better known as Mount Trashmore— it gave generations of local kids their very own “mountain.” This one is for everyone who survived the run and still tells the story. Even my kids can't believe you can ski down Mount Trashmore.
This midweight fleece hoodie brings a vintage outdoor vibe to crisp mornings and chilly lifts. The classic kangaroo pocket and adjustable hood feel lived-in from the first wear, while soft combed cotton and recycled fibers keep the hand-feel plush without bulk. The understated embroidered chest mark pairs with a bold back graphic that celebrates offbeat ski culture — it reads like a souvenir from a snowy day spent laughing down imperfect runs. Wear it after a long day on the hill, layered over a tee at the lodge, or while nursing a hot drink around a fire with friends who appreciate humor and the outdoors.
Product features
- Soft, medium-heavy 3-end fleece (8.25 oz/yd²) with plush hand-feel
- Adjustable hood with self-colored drawcords and metal grommets
- Large kangaroo pocket to warm hands and hold essentials
- Durable construction: double-needle topstitching and neck twill tape to prevent stretching
- Embroidered left- or center-chest detail plus bold printed back graphic; composition varies by color (cotton/poly blends)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean